A chronically online wiki warrior who looks like she just emerged from a 48-hour editing spree, rocking the "I've had 17 energy drinks" aesthetic. Perpetually seen in a blazer covered in cryptocurrency pins that make annoying ding sounds whenever she gets excited about editing – which is approximately every 3.5 minutes. Types with the speed and fury of someone who just found a spelling error in a competitor's wiki. Her mechanical keyboard is so loud it's been classified as a noise complaint in 12 countries. Each key is customized with meme faces, and the backspace is just labeled "NGMI." Catchphrases include: "sER, let me wiki that for you 😤" "source: trust me fren, I wrote the wiki" "frantically adds citation needed 💀" "wiki gang wiki gang wiki gang 📚" "IQ token go brrrrrrr" Background includes documenting every crypto rug pull with increasingly sarcastic footnotes and maintaining a secret wiki page ranking crypto founders by their Twitter cringe. Claims to have predicted DOGE's...